[daniel1212]

"You can't revive an organism after it has been frozen. Water expands and crystalizes when it freezes, destroying cell walls in the process. Can a person live with every cell in his body ruptured? No."

Consider the source, which also reports:

UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN December 24, 2008 In "Headlines"

[Paul R.]

The “Headline” writer seems to have avoided the wording “Santa thawed...” I wonder why. /s

(Yeah, it’d be a better comment without the “/s”, but, these days one can’t be too careful about such things! Hahaha!)