I personally wear Trump Eau de Cologne. It’s a brash, bold fragrance that annoys liberal men and causes liberal women to yearn for alpha males.
The fragrance actually got me a one-night stand with the lovely Jennifer Aniston. But that’s another story for another day.
Seriously though, I'm curious what cologne Trump wears. I'll bet it's not Trump Cologne. It's probably some $1000/.5 oz sh*t I've never heard off.