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To: ComputerGuy
I once knew a hairdresser named Tiffany...
When we met we had a great epiphany
We sat down to write
And our vows to recite
But I find nothing to rhyme with Tiffany
18 posted on 09/11/2021 12:06:52 AM PDT by Mark17 (USAF ATC, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ✈️ ATCs & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation )
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To: Mark17

I was too smart for any Tiffany. I picked a Karen.


22 posted on 09/11/2021 12:14:17 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: Mark17

Last verse.
“How long will it take ‘til she’s sick of me?”

you’re welcome.

CC


69 posted on 09/11/2021 2:50:37 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: Mark17

There once was a girl named Tiffany
Who wrote down some bullshit to mess with me
I boinked her a few times and then it was screw time
And I never saw the crazy bitch again.


82 posted on 09/11/2021 3:21:53 AM PDT by Rocco DiPippo (I)
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To: Mark17

epiphany


140 posted on 09/11/2021 8:28:39 AM PDT by BRL
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