I guess you were the person at the Route 91 Music Festival who stayed in the middle of the field and expected the band to come back on stage. After all, more than 99 percent of the people present survived the massacre.
Do the rest of us a favor. Try to avoid other people for a couple of weeks so we can slow down this epidemic before it causes more disruption than it already has.
When I go to the store I lick the cart handle and rub my eyes and pick my nose....