[simpson96]

The towering intellect who wrote this:

"Shane is a senior majoring in communication arts and minoring in journalism in the public interest. Having come all the way from Denver, Colorado, to attend Allegheny, Shane is joining The Campus staff as junior opinion editor and a photo editor. When free from his academic responsibilities, you can likely find Shane in his room singing and strumming his guitar."

[Lurker]

“When free from his academic responsibilities, you can likely find Shane in his room singing and strumming his guitar.”

Which means he’s jerking off all by his lonesome.

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[alabama_heart]

“When free from his academic responsibilities, you can likely find Shane in his room singing and strumming his guitar.”

And probably dropping acid. Where did this rag get their facts? I didn’t get that far in the article either.

[sparklite2]

you can likely find Shane in his room singing and strumming his guitar.”

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Actually, Shane is a Pawnee indian and will be found is his wigwam beating his tom-tom.