What they really need is a good lawyer. Then they can buy their way out of this mess, like OJ did in the mid-90s.
Ain’t that “buying your way” crap how this got started? They can spend their cigarettes for favors in jail and learn how to grab their ankles. Hey Bubba is a great person. We ought to let Bubba vote too.
When OJ was facing a lengthy prison term, he called up Mike Tyson for some advice. So Tyson asks him “OJ, you like golf, right?” And OJ answers in the affirmative and Tyson says “Well, you’re gonna love Mondays. In that federal joint where you’re headed, you will be on a work detail on the prison course that rakes sand traps, mows greens and fairways. After that’s all done, you get to play nine holes before supper.” OJ says “That doesn’t sound bad at all, Mike.” Tyson asks OJ about tennis and OJ tells him he’s been playing for years. So Tyson says “You’re gonna love Tuesdays”. That’s tennis day and you will have to clean the courts but that doesnt’ take long and then you play tennis until the late afternoon.” Again, OJ opines on how that sounds pretty good. Now Tyson gets serious and says “OJ, how about oral and anal sex?” OJ tells Tyson he’s not into that stuff and Tyson says “You’re not gonna like Wednesdays very much.”