Dear Senator _________.
When I was in high school I attended a party where ________ was present. He sexually assaulted me. I don’t recall where the party was, how I got there, who else was present or how I got home. But I am absolutely certain that ___________ tried to rape me. I got away but never told anyone about it. ___________ is clearly not qualified to be nominated as _________.
Please don’t tell anyone about this letter. I wish to remain anonymous so I won’t have to actually swear under penalty of perjury that any of this is true.
But you believe me, Don’t you?
Anonymous. PhD
Anonymous. PhD
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That is really Piled Higher and Deeper.
The boilerplate letter works.
Both Gorsuch and Kavanaugh were on Romneys pick list in 2012.
In 2012, Ford’s therapist’s notes do not mention Kavanaugh’s name but say she reported that she was attacked by students “from an elitist boys’ school” who went on to become “highly respected and high-ranking members of society in Washington.