Maybe for her next act she can pierce her brain with some long, sharp object.
I’m not sure it would make any difference on her mental capabilities, but don’t tell her that - it might dissuade her.
Nah, for her next act, she will be 35 and whining that nobody will marry her.
It will be how she was in a toxic relationship, had to find herself, now understands what's really important, it's unfair that men are judging her, men are scared of a real woman who has lived a full life, wants to start a family, etc, etc...