[BunnySlippers]

Hugo Boss dresses!!!!????

YUCK

[Buckeye McFrog]

You’re a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn’t touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
“Stink, stank, stunk!”

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your heart’s a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch!
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

[Wu]

I like the cockroach part.

[wbill]

Glad that people this unstable didn't obtain any power.

Truly, the world dodged a catastrophic event.

[workerbee]

They grow tiresome in their perpetual outrage.

[Dragonfly]

What a “well-educated” and “tolerant” crowd.

[Mr. Mojo]

"#### you for being a hypersensitive..."

Lol...hilarious coming from Snowlake Nation.

[Wu]

Apparently an NFL punter.

[Ciaphas Cain]

There is not an iota of rationality, logic, fact, or substantiated opinion in this screed.

It is entirely feelings-based, raw anger, hatred without reason.

Thank God these people are now shut out of power. May it continue to be so for the next several decades until they die out naturally.

[2banana]

Are they talking about Hillary?

[RC one]

It's probably still gonna hurt quite a bit though.

[NobleFree]

philistinic

Is that a word? Does our special snowflake not know that "philistine" is an adjective?

[Spruce]

Do you suppose southerners said the same kind of stuff to Abe and his family? I wonder how far these folks will go. And what would sway their opinions

[bigbob]

He's really trying to appeal to the evangelicals, women, little old ladies, and nuns, isn't he? Lifebuoy?

[CivilWarBrewing]

"#### your self-centered interest in insuring your own well-being over the well-being of the country that allows you such a lifestyle."

Barack 0dungheap, 100%. And it's 'ensuring' not 'insuring', unless you're State Farm or something.

[JennysCool]

They REALLY need to change their name to Drama Unlimited.

[Lexington Green]

... and Trump is a caca-doodoo-poopoo...

They never left adolescence.

[bryan999]

Wow, the unhinged left is going to be VERY easy to beat in the 2018 midterms!

Can’t wait!

GO PRESIDENT TRUMP !!!!!!

[sodpoodle]

This should be posted on DU;)

OBAMA LISTED AS THE 5TH BEST PRESIDENT IN THE US.
_________________________________________________________

Texas A&M Study Calls Obama the 5th Best President in America.
Good research work by a fine institution.

From a total of 44 US Presidents: Obama is rated as the 5th best. The A&M’s Public Relations Office released this statement “After 8 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best President ever.”

These are the details according to Texas A&M:
1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first,
2. Twenty three presidents tied for second,
3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third,
4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and
5. Obama came in fifth.

[Charles Henrickson]

You may wish to DUFU.