My Libido: The First Casualty of Trump’s Election

New York Magazine ^ | 12/9 | Priscilla Pine

[CodeToad]

Oh, please, liberal chicks are easy. Always have been, always will be.

[Yo-Yo]

I think this woman is such a pathetic loser that the answer would be no.

But pics would probably help. ;)

She is so far out on the Crazy axis of the Hot Crazy Matrix, that it doesn't matter what she looks like.

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"Sex is also, thank god, something I can make personally and totally sure a Trump presidency doesn’t take away from me. He already tried his best and failed."

No, Priscilla. Trump can never stop you from being a total slut.

[KarlInOhio]

Just imagine if Hillary had won and Trump supporters posted articles stating that their plumbing doesn’t work even with a handful of Viagra because the thought of Hillary as president acted like a cold shower of liquid nitrogen and made them shrink like a scared turtle.

[Mr. Mojo]

I caught a friend cracking a joke to another about how she and her boyfriend hadn’t both stopped crying and panicking long enough to have sex since the election.

Any male who cries and panics about election results should be exterminated from the gene pool.

[ssaftler]

Semi-useless without photos of the perp. After getting through the first paragraph of her drama queen screed, I don't think I could get near her, let alone hit it.

She could look like this and be standing naked in front of me and I still would head for the hills!

[Chickensoup]

this is so funny!

[Chickensoup]

masturbation occurred to me. It’s been my preferred source of quick-fix brain chemicals since the age of 12 because, at the very least, it forces you to think about something you enjoy for a solid five minutes — even if that thing is just, like, getting railed by Joe Manganiello inside your own mind. I peered down at the $200 impulse-purchase vibrator in the top drawer of my bedside table and felt nothing.

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She wasn’t attracted by her vibrator? I cannot begin to address this woman’s combination of TMI and sheer drama.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

My dad once told me a story about my mom, early in their marriage whe they were both under 23 y.o.....how she was mad at him and said he wasn’t going to have sex of he didn’t do “xyz.”

He told me his response was “I am going to be having sex....its just whether it will be with you or someome else.”

The disagreement ended rapido apparently.

[TruthBeforeAll]

That’s weird, because every time I saw Obama give a speech, I had the urge to go take a dump. Not sure why that was. Maybe I should go write a story about it.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I agree....its because they have such low self esteem....woud be my target audience if I were single and out to mingle.....it makes for a lousy long term relationship however.

[colorado tanker]

Watching these snowflakes freak out is getting to be one of my funniest pastimes.

[JerseyDvl]

But if her libido were kicking a fetus would have been a casualty.. Over and over, I’m sure.

[RayChuang88]

In short, this perfectly describes what happened to the Left when the MSM drove to a frenzy the support for Hillary Clinton and when Hillary lost, the psychological crash proved to be way too much for way too many people, especially those in the Millenial and Generation Y generations. I really wonder did the services of psychologists and psychiatrists and the use of prescription antidepressants go through the roof....

[wgmalabama]

That line blows up my tablet. Odd.

[dr_lew]

Gotta think, “My libido, a mosquito ...”

That didn’t work out too well, either.

[exDemMom]

Sex is also, thank god, something I can make personally and totally sure a Trump presidency doesn’t take away from me. He already tried his best and failed.

What level of delusion does it require to believe that Trump has tried and failed to prevent her from having sex? This reminds me about shows I've seen describing obsessive stalkers that are like that. They become obsessed with a famous woman--for example, a TV journalist--and imagine the object of their obsession is sending them messages, talking to them, etc. The reality is that the victim of the stalker has no idea the stalker even exists. Just like this woman--Trump doesn't know she exists, and certainly is not trying to control her sex life.

[exDemMom]

Surprised abortion since Roe v. Wade didn't take care of that already.

It has been. Why do you think the left is so adamant about importing voters from the third world?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Ever wonder why there are not large numbers of blacks in Arabia? The Arabians had the sense to cut some very important parts off their male black slaves.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I wonder if Obama’s mother were alive if she would have lost your libido and stopped banging every man in sight who was a Marxist