You don't fly planes and operate nuclear reactors if you had too much lead as a kid. However, the dude below may fit your description. You must have a problem in the head if you hang out with bandidos.
Good LORD, I hate to think how many people were in jeopardy! Well, as they say, God looks out for imbeciles and ships captains.
And you don't mention you were a captain of a ship, so that narrows it down a bit.