Why don't you just pay your tickets and come out of hiding already?
Haven't had a ticket since 1985 (Illegal U turn - guilty)
But I have been the victim of lying cops whose "Established credibility" with the courts allows them to lie on the witness stand. And the only result of reporting a burglary and theft of a gun was that I can no longer purchase a firearm in that state (Where one is required to get a permit to purchase from the police), having had one stolen from me, you understand.