Perhaps we are going about this all wrong. Perhaps we should embrace the Abo thought process. Try this...
“Since we all know that a man can have oral/anal sex with another man and still call himself hetrosexual, it logically follows that a conservative can embrace a liberal candidate with their vote and remain conservative.”
Doesn’t that make perfect sense now Mr. Hatter?
Absoposilutely, Mr. Hare!
Now, then: let's butter up this sweetly slumbering Dormouse, and see where the day takes us. ;)