Don't worry. They're actually just formerly-out-of-work Imperial Stormtroopers from the original Star Wars film trilogy, gussied up in new K-Mart plastic body armor.
You've seen the movies. It certainly isn't as if they can actually hit anything from further away than two, three inches... tops. I have a dachshund puppy that poses more of a genuine threat. ;)
It certainly isn’t as if they can actually hit anything from further away than two, three inches... tops.
***Laz would hit it