Major, minor... what’s the difference?
A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded “When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision.”
"Tell me," one guest asked the Mrs, "Did you ever consider divorce?"
The Mrs replied: "Divorce, no. Murder, yes."