"... I'm more into illicit pork products and BBQ sauce." Bad choices...the government will be checking in with you any day now. You will need to explain why "they" need to keep you around and furnish you with life saving health support. What a pity, we really liked you...really.
It was a joke. Can't anybody take a joke anymore? I was
kidding! My fridge has only FDA unapproved toxic Chinese tofu in it in accordance with WH dictats. It's not a cache either. I have significantly less than the maximum allowed. Less than three day's worth.
I was joking!Hold on a minute. Someone is knocking at .........