"Probably..they banned everything else. I'm probably a criminal for having it in my house. I can't sell my broccoli anymore, it's illegal to do so..like a street drug..so I guess I can't make bail. Hope you can bail me out in this economy. What are friends for but to bail you out of jail for stupid stuff?
Bail you out of this economy? LOL Sorry to laugh but you would too if you saw my bank ledger. I’m not sure I want to risk aiding and abetting an underground broccoli grower anyway. My record is clean so far and I’d hate to spoil that over illicit veggies.