Rubbish. That is all you post. Trying to sound clever but it just comes off as pathetic.
Dude, I hate the “Kids” stuff too, but as a bona fide superhero member of the Sanity Squad, I have to think about the kids out there who are looking up to me. You see, there’s this morals clause in the Superhero contract and I can meet my contractual obligations by these little advice things.
Its either that or I have to take on a kid superhero sidekick, like Robin or Kid Flash. That would kinda interfere with me taking a nip or two now and then, if you know what I mean. And the liability insurance. Frankly, I’m beginning to run out of superhero advice to give the little brats.
Captain Quest, who says “Kid, do not have pre-marital sex!”