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Deer Supreme Court,

How are you. Still fine I hope. OMG! I hate to write you so soon but this is an emergency. This stuff is worse than I thought! Now I have found out Ronald Reagan, who is dead now, should never have been our President at all!

I just found out in Debrettes Peerage, which is a book where they peer at kings and things, says that Ronald Reagan was a descendant of Brian Boru, who was a King Of Ireland back in 1014. I guess Ireland and Denmark got in a fight or something, probably at one of them soccer matches, and King Boru just beat the crap out of them at some place, Clontaf(?) which I don’t have a clue where it is.

But anyway, If Reagan was part of a line of Irish Kings, I am not sure he ever had America’s best interests at heart. I know the Democrats sure didn’t like him and accused him of this all the time. I hate to say it, but maybe they were right.

And, I have been trying to bone up on all this law stuff and LO AND BEHOLD, there is this law case called Wong something or another. And they say that “sovereigns” of other nations, which Kings are, can’t be natural born citizens here just because they are born here. A prince is always under the loyalty and allegiance of the throne.

This is getting bad. How many other people like this are going to pop up as Presidents. No wonder our country has been going to hell in a hand basket. A bunch of our presidents is illegal kings of other places.

Please help us start deciding who can run. Next thing you know we will be having to learn to tap dance like that little faggoty guy in River Dance.

Thank you,

A Concerned American