Do you HONESTLY believe the Founding Fathers, who sacrificed EVERYTHING, would allow divided loyalty in a President?!
Deer Supreme Court,
How are you? Fine I hope. Look, I wanted to write you guys and tell you about the President. Come to find out, his daddy was from this place called Kenya, which is in Africa somewhere.
When the election was going on, we all thought he was half-African, what with the funny sounding name, but come to find out, the rascal was half British! The English guys owned Kenya at that time, but like Rhodesia and South Africa, something must have happened.
None of us out here knew about the Kenya being British thing because that was 40 years ago and nowadays we just assume Kenyans is Africans. But here is the point.
Our President ain’t never lived in England that we know about, but it is a darn shame that after two hundred and something years, we now have an English guy back on the American throne. Next thing you know, we will all be driving on the wrong side of the road and drinking tea with stones. We are liable to choke.
So, can you guys give us all a do-over on this election because there is no way none of knew about the England thing when we elected him. And from now on, can you all decide who gets to run for us. Everybody knows how sneaky those English people are.
Thank you,
A Concerned American