Obama’s mom was a tramp and a whore. She traveled the world shacking up with anything that wasn’t bolted down. She kicked her own kid to the curb to pursue her hedonist globe-trotting lifestyle.
*pops thorazine tabs *
Nah Nah....she would never run away from her loving home to Kenya or anywhere else for that matter. No way. *hic* *burp*
Another popular strategy for dealing with an inconvenient teenage pregnancy at the time was to send the girl away "to visit relatives". Afterwards the girl returns home, sans baby, to take up life where it left off and no one is the wiser.