Don't drink and freep.
Conservatism is about minimal government and maximum personal freedom. Government should be local, then state to handle regional differences, and federal to deal with international considerations and provide for the defense (and offense if necessary) for the country as a whole.
Socialism is about centralized governmental control in which all aspects come from the top down and drowns personal freedom in its ever growing control by a few elite families that fashion themselves as the intelligentsia and kings and queens. Socialism could almost be called a monarchy of the elite.
Conservative socialism...you are a moron.