From where, exactly, did you derive the authority to order me around? You can issue commands all day; they only make you look like a silly, petty would-be dictator.
pretty please, if you wouldn't mind, if it's not too much trouble, if you feel so inclined, if it doesn't go against your scruples, or interfere with your Christian sensibilities, would you be good enough, to consider, just for once, making a contribution to this thread...
or get off the soap box?