[Quix]

That might be OK if it’s just a routine fly-over.

Or perhaps they would be briefly entertained by your antics prior to or after an anal probe. Though actually, I rather doubt it. The ‘orderlies’ are reportedly a rather humorless lot.

However, IF you are ever selected to have your rear-end cored out; genitals cut off; half your jaw removed; your tongue cut out; blood drained to the last drop and an eyeball removed—all without anesthetic and you fully conscious as long as that lasted . . .

THEN

I suspect the sound track would be of no help to you, at all.

[mysterio]

However, IF you are ever selected to have your rear-end cored out; genitals cut off; half your jaw removed; your tongue cut out; blood drained to the last drop and an eyeball removed—all without anesthetic and you fully conscious as long as that lasted . . .

I'm in Muncie a lot. I'll make sure and stay away from Cornbread Road.

I hear water kills space aliens. But whatever you do, don't feed them after midnight.

[JoJo Gunn]

However, IF you are ever selected to have your rear-end cored out; genitals cut off; half your jaw removed; your tongue cut out; blood drained to the last drop and an eyeball removed—all without anesthetic and you fully conscious as long as that lasted . . .

Be careful, Quix. There's a subset of True Believers, the liberals in training, who'll in Orwellian fashion accuse you of obsessing with one of the five major food groups of their Movement. You know, the "you talk about it so much so you must believe it" or "I'm beginning to worry about you" routines.