“Ummm..., you just thought it was Catherine Zeta-Jones. “They” do mind projections on you... You don’t want to know who it really was... LOL...”
I must have been captured by the evil aliens. They made me do it with Janet Reno.
You said — “I must have been captured by the evil aliens. They made me do it with Janet Reno.”
Well, be glad it wasn’t Helen Thomas... :-)