You could throw yourself in front of the tanks that Obama will soon bring to the public. That way, none of us have to “do” anything to you. Just watch.
Of course, the way you’re going, you may just self-implode, anyway.
(Taking threats seriously implies that we all know where you live, work and play. Sleep well!)
Some people are easily frightened by big burly guys like me.
I don’t know why. ;-)