[sionnsar]

"s a kilt, noo a dress laddie! Kilt is wha befalls stoopid Sassenach wha' kinna teil the diff'rence!

(You want to be a hit with the ladies? Don a kilt, laddie. They love it! Just make sure it's a real kilt, or the effect is lost.)

[catfish1957]

I am of Scottish desc., so I know. However, in my part of Texas, a man wearing a dress just might get his ass kicked.