[NicknamedBob]

"Yah, well, I still think dumping dead trees in subduction zones is probably a better way to sequester carbon for some millions of years."

Fine. You tell the ladies they aren't going to get their annual tonnage of diamonds.

[sionnsar]

You got a faster (energy-efficient) method? Mine is completely natural, for all it's a wee bit front-loaded. ("Diamonds! Exactly as Nature made them!") But hang around long enough and reap the rewards from the ladies, right?

I am likely off for the night.