I can’t say I agree with your analysis either. My analysis however, is impeccable. Melinda wasn’t “flashy enough”????HUH??? The way she came across to me, she was the flashiest from DAY ONE. She is certainly the most experienced, accomplished, and she moved around on the stage like she owned it. In that she was WAY ahead of the competition. She didn’t “bounce around her boobs”like Lakisha? That’s because she doesn’t have any boobs to speak of. When you have boobs like Lakisha, you have NO CHOICE but to let them bounce around-—either that or wear some kind of Ultra-Bra, which would be very distracting for the audience. And not compromising Christian beliefs????That trait belongs to Jordin, who is every bit the Christian, by experience and committment , as Melinda is. Jordin will win, and my analysis stands as the most insightful ever offered in the annals of human thought. Although I admit the great philosophers have never weighed in on American Idol.
Uh...yeah. I'm assuming the sarcasm is implied??
Therefore, she is a showgirl in a sense that she is a professional performer.
As soon as the music stops however, she is handicapped by her lack of cuteness and apparent shyness...(trying to be kinder there).
Her going home video was a tragedy...by comparison.
It all screamed that she's an Edsel.