False analogy.
While there is no evidence that nopardons has ever beaten a dog, you have worked on multiple failed candidacies.
And you turned down a job at the White House--true or false, a pathetic, pitiful claim.
Your problem is that you get your weird information about me from antifreeper cesspools, or at least conduits that lead there.
Makes you look like a fool to all who know the facts.
I'm not a dog person and don't own a dog. I wouldn't ever beat a harmless pet.