Corpse, if I were ot ever beat my wife (perish the thougt!) I would hope there was a cop out there willing to break a door down in order to save her life.
As for the statement about beating my wife, I know it was intended as an insult, which is sad. That's usually the last resort of the man who cannot support his argument and has given up.
Not an insult, an illustration as to how far off your idiotic strawman was. If I were to insult you, you'd know it you malodorous, toffee nosed, pervert.