[Liberal Classic]

Janine Melnitz:
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore:
Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

[js1138]

I've had teachers like that. I don't doubt some of the horror stories.

My son had a science teacher in junior high that said snakes don't have bones.

The books could stand improvement, but they are not as bad as claimed.