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To: FreedomProtector
The law of abiogenesis was not important...

Just out of curiosity, what is "The law of abiogenesis"?

897 posted on 09/26/2006 3:24:24 AM PDT by js1138 (The absolute seriousness of someone who is terminally deluded.)
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To: js1138
Just out of curiosity, what is "The law of abiogenesis"?

During the darkest part of the Dark Ages, there was an enlightened monastery known as the Abbey O'Genesis. They were famous for the ale which the brothers of the abbey produced. It was so good that many of the brothers were getting drunk on their brew before noon, and spent the rest of the day in unproductive slumber.

Desperate to keep the monks attentive to their religious and ale-producing duties, the abbot ordered that no alcoholic beverages could be consumed until sundown. The monks rebelled, and the abbot was driven from his post. He found refuge in Rome, but it is said that he drank himself to death. A strange tale.

Anyway, his tragic ruling became known as the Law of Abbey O'Genesis.

900 posted on 09/26/2006 4:16:42 AM PDT by PatrickHenry (Science-denial is not conservative. It's reality-denial and that's what liberals do.)
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To: js1138
The "law of abiogenesis" is either A,B, or C:

A) Perhaps it is a subtle, sarcastic statement indicating that nobody in the class learned the learned the Law of Biogenesis, and that abiogenesis surely happened.

B) Perhaps it is the result of human error from switching the sentence around a couple of times, and the fitness algorithm of the spelling checker didn't pick up a "fit" word in an "unfit" sentence. If this was the case to borrow from jock vernacular: my bad.

C) Or perhaps, since anybody who believes in intelligent design is by definition stupid and is "full of crap", and that this is proof once and for all that everything someone who believes in intelligent design writes is must be by definition invalid.


Anyways, thanks for the ping, js1138.
931 posted on 09/26/2006 6:19:18 AM PDT by FreedomProtector
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