Sorry but that doesn't satisfy your requirement of direct observation. Unless you are claiming that the Bible you are touching *is* the creator.
"By the way, could you mail me some of that Big Bang material? I'd like to compare it to what is in my septic tank.
I suspect you wouldn't understand much of it (and no I do not claim to understand all of it).
Let me tell ya, I understand everything in my septic tank. If you also did, you would see how close it resembles evolutionistic ideas.