Ummmm . . . you've got me all wrong, friend. I was employing satire---I'm one of Free Republic's charter Looserdopians.
I am humbled by my own lack of wit.
Please accept my apologies.
Do a hit for me...casues me too many problems now... (sigh) - and it's REAL dry on the east coast! No rain either.
And, I NEVER could do the jazz....