The other historical ignorance displayed by the writer is the premise that Japan was an innovator in military technology.
All of Japan's military technology in WWII was a knockoff of western technology. Their weapons generally were very basic and not especially well-made (except for their naval warships).
Actually, if you read more carefully, the satire clearly points out:
"Yeah, Americans invented a lot of the stuff, but Japanese companies figure out a way to make it smaller, more personalized, and loaded with great features," said Gridiron.