In case anybody missed it, here is the script from the "South Park" episode entitled "The Passion of the Jew."
The creators Parker and Stone (featured in the book "South Park Conservatives"), saw this Mel Gibson train wreck coming years ago. I think everyone will get a huge laugh out of it. The characters are cardboard cutouts so in just reading the script you won't miss anything.
http://www.spscriptorium.com/ScriptGuideIndex.htm
Here's the summary:
Cartman abuses his Jewish friend Kyle, telling him that Jews killed Christ:
Cartman: Agh! You see guys, this is why you don't bring Jews along on the away team: they don't play along!
Kyle: Shut up about Jews, fatass! You don't know anything!
Stan: Oh God, here we go again.
Cartman: Oh yeah?! I saw Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion, and Mel Gibson says, in the movie, Jews are the Devil!
Kyle: He does not!
Cartman: How do you know?! I've seen The Passion thirty-four times now, Kyle! You haven't seen it once! There's even one part where the Jews have a chance to save Jesus, and you know what they do? They let Barabbas, a serial killer, go free instead and laugh about it.
When they boys go to see it, Kyle throws up in the theater, but the other 2 think the movie stinks and want their money back:
Stan: That movie sucked ass. Give us back our eighteen dollars.
Shlomo: I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie.
Stan: That wasn't a movie, that was a snuff film!
Kenny: (Yeah!)
Stan: You can't charge people to watch a guy get tortured for two hours!
Shlomo: That guy happened to be Jesus, and he went through all that to pay for YOUR SINS!
Stan: We go to church to learn that stuff! We go to movies to be entertained! We weren't entertained, and we want our money back!
Shlomo: I'm now allowed to give you your money back after you sat through the whole movie! You'd have to take your complaint up with the film's producers.
Stan: W-what? Mel Gibson? You're saying we have to get our money back from Mel Gibson?
Shlomo: Yeah. I'd like to see you try.
Stan: Oh, we will! This is America! And in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back! Come on, Kenny! [he and Kenny storm off]
They go to California to see Gibson and ask for their money back, and find a wacked out lunatic Gibson. They take their $18 out if his wallet only to have him chase them down:
Jack: H-he's not... quite as eloquent as I had pictured.
Mel: [backs up towards a building] Yeah... [grabs a piece of crap from his ass and removes it from his briefs, turns around, and defaces the building] Well. I guess you wanna torture me now, don't you?!
Kyle: [joins Stan and Kenny] Dude, what's wrong with him?
Stan: He's kookoo, dude. He's absolutely out of his mind.
Mel: You! You would all love to torture me, wouldn't you? [gets down on all fours and hoists his ass up] Okay, fine. See what you can fit in there, I can take it!
Kyle: Dude! I've been freaked out this whole time because of THAT guy's movie?
Mel: [rises and walks up to the boys] Fine! If nobody here is man enough to torture me, then just give me my eighteen dollars!
Stan: It's our eighteen dollars! Your movie sucked!
Mel: You can't say my movie sucked, or else you're saying Christianity sucked!
Stan: No, dude, if you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but, you should follow what Jesus taught instead of how he got killed. Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results.
In the meantime, Cartman organizes the neo-Nazi brigade to target Jews, under the guise of a Mel Gibson "Passion" fan club:
Well, Christmas, great as it is, isn't the most important Holiday on the Christian calendar. That's reserved for Easter Week--Holy Thursday, Good Friday and Easter Sunday. That would be the death and ressurection of Christ.
Meditating on Christ's rejection by men and death, is directly related to his teachings. His first and greatest commandment was “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind." Rejecting God is the essense of sin we all engage in. It represents the opposite of Christ's teaching. And it was embodied not only by the rejection and death of Christ, but by the utterly cruel and depraved way he was rejected. That is the twisted heart of sin.
No, once in awhile I'll tune into Trey & Matt for a few laughs. But not for theological or historical insight.