OK, good one MissAmericanPie, I fell for it, and took you at face value for quite a few posts. I thought you were sincere but ill-educated. But the "40 decades" stretched that personna beyond credibility, you should have quit while still ahead.
All the same, hats off to you: I thought I was pretty good at spotting pranksters, but I guess I'm losing my touch.
In the immortal words of Don McLean: bye bye!
I have faith in Miss Pie. I believe her to be sincere.
'Fess up, you were just dying to use that.