He should just get a Fat Boy harly. Or two harlies.
Motorcylces are suicide machines. I am sorry if I gave the idea that I am a jack-booted thug, bully, or thrill seeker, quite the opposite, I am a dreamer who is disillusioned.
My only hobbies are watching all of my kids activities and the occasional hunting trip.
That is of course if you do not count my daily inventory of my cache of weapons I store under the floor of the house in preparation for the collaspe of society.