BTW, I saw some reporter on either ABC or CBS who had gone to some gun range to get a shooter to explain to him what happened.
The shooter said, "When the quails flushes, you hold your gun like this" (and he put the gun in front of himself in a shooting stance.
The reporter, in all seriousness, then asked "And do you follow the quail with your gun?"
The shooter just sort of looked at him and said, "Yeah." Like HUH?
No, you shoot the guy hunting with you, idiot. lol!
How about the old hag who asked if anything would be different if the man had died?!