"Most of my exposure to atheists comes here at FR on the evo/crevo threads."
I see. Well, then, I'd avoid making statements about "most" atheists. Only a few post here on Free Republic. I've found that most of them have excellent senses of humor, besides.
May Kali bless you, or at least not destroy you in a fit of pique!
And a very Merry Christmas to you and your family!