The statement that started this part of the thread was yours as follows (and I might add, quite recently, and proximately to this post):
I think ID has a very low bar to meet since there really are no scientific theories for the origin of life.
That is your theory--it is, in fact, the very theory that started this conversation, and, strictly as a matter of scientific objectivity, it is definitely loopy: the status of falsifiable tests of naturalistic explanations of life's origins has absolutely no bar-lowering affect on the falsifiable-ness of ID tests.
Well, perhaps much for the same reason I call cold fusion and astrological forecast charting and the chiropractic disease theory of bone displacement, and my notion that the kids will go to sleep if I read them a story, theories. Unlike the case with finding a genuine, potentially falsifying test, there is no significant bar to being a theory.