I don't know about a primordial sloop, but I did travel by primordial yawl once.
This claim is not supported by observation: there is no significant statistical evidence that the children of scientifically literate secular households are any more likely than those from creationist households to show signs of damaged lives.
At any rate, if by "primordal sloop", you are referring to the notion of the spontaneous generation of cellular life by lightning bolts in mud puddles--this has not been a scientific thesis for quite some time now.
Did you go first-class?