>>Me: Humans are not monkeys.
>You: I'll assume (for your sake) that you're joking.
No, I'm not. We are not monkeys.
(1) You said, "Humans are not monkeys." Since no evolution theorist has ever said that they are, you're making a joke, right?
(2) You said, "We neither share nor have anything in common with them [i.e., monkeys]." Since monkey DNA and human DNA are roughly 93 percent identical, you're making a joke, right?