What? You think I have to have another Christian every five minutes the way a drunk needs a drink?
You want your nonsense in science class. I'm not trying to sneak anything into your church. You want to put inappropriate, mythical materials in science class. That is what is going on.
Science is a systematic study of nature. It finds what it finds and we live with it because the universe is what it is and has had the history it has had. It isn't anything you want it to be. You might wish its findings matched your favorite creation story better, but its findings are what they are and they're what go into science class.
Continue your assaults, and see what happens. When push comes to shove, I guarantee you that you will face an army of 20-30 million Christians dedicated to preventing a secular dictatorship.
I suspect your guarantees are as worthless as your analysis of what is going on.