What Aruba has demonstrated is that they have the biggest collection of LIARS ever assembled to form a Government and Justice Department and frankly their citizens also.
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Would make a great tagline, CO!
You've summed it up nicely.
I was thinking that perhaps a NO MISSING PERSON CASE IN ARUBA HAS EVER BEEN SOLVED might be a good one too. It's the truth. Not a SINGLE missing tourist case has ever been solved. NOT ONE, NOT EVER.