[Doctor Stochastic]

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

-Dorothy Parker

[VadeRetro]

-Dorothy Parker

• (Being harassed in a bar)
  "With the crown of thorns I wear, why should I worry about a little pr**k like you?"

• Tallulah Bankead: "Age before beauty!" (Pauses by doorway)

  Dorothy Parker: "Pearls before swine!" (Breezes on through)