Posted on 05/18/2005 7:38:08 PM PDT by pissant
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®
(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...
And I've long ago burned the only photo of me in my white prom tux so don't even ask.
I'm mental OR maybe -- JUST maybe -- Miss Thomas is underrated as a lovely goddess.
Oh darn!
Speaking of "toes" and the show on NBC, have I mentioned you make me feel like dancing? :-)
Might just be trying to save on the cell phone bill ( and keep the redial button from wearing out...)
They said they need a number....
WTF makes you think you need to post something like that?
They pulled your pic of the infamous attire!
I believe the condition she suffered is called "Le petite morte", and I've only heard tell of it a handful of times.
"The little death"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA OMG (where can I get one of those?)
It's photoshop.
Grow a skin.
I gave them your measurements. Hope that's OK. ;o)
whadya mean. Happened with all my old flames...
;o)
There's a link to the company in the origanal story. Report back on how that works out. ;o)
I call it the self silencing scream.
But that's a different story.
And.. I was making a lame attempt to be somehwhat mis-directive in what I know on the subject.
(I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations at this time...)
So next time when I say I have a quagmire in my pants, I'll really be telling the truth? Or when really foul,nasty customers are yelling at me and I'm smiling, they'll wanna know why I'm so happy :D
LOLOLOL. You kill me!
Dude, you are too well known 'round here to deny any deviant knowledge!
Yep. That's him.
Actually, I've found the culprit to have been an extension I use with my Firefox called "Autocopy". It copies whatever you highlight...no right click necessary. It had somehow become disabled making the previous cut, the current cut and when I pasted without Previewing....blech.
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