Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

The Register ^ | 5/18/05 | Lester Haines

[pissant]

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®

[pissant]

Funniest story in a while!

[CzarNicky]

you're on fire tonight.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Proof that size does not matter.

[KidGlock]

lol

I got a real buzz out of this story.

[pissant]

Too funny PING

[pissant]

ROFL

[KidGlock]

the 2½-inch vibrating bullet

Isn't that your nick-name?

[pissant]

the silver bullet ain't supposed to slow ya down!

[KidGlock]

Also, where do I order these panties that will get my woman aroused and them make her pass out?

[highlander_UW]

Her husband better not say a word...ever...or he'll be sleeping on the couch for the rest of his life and she'll be beet red.

[pissant]

Lets ask the expert. I think he wears a pair backwards...

[shaggy eel]

,,, autopilot BUMP!

[sweetliberty]

This story has your name all over it.

[sweetliberty]

Bizarre ping!

[pissant]

good invention PING

[MHGinTN]

Did she ask for a cigarette when they revived her?

[pissant]

or end up strangled by a bra!

[pissant]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Texas Eagle]

You think.......nahhhhhhhhh.

[Temple Owl]

She ought to team up with Minnesota Viking running back Onterrio Smith who has in his possession a device called the Whizzinator . I'll bet he'd be willing to share.