To: MineralMan
No need. I have ABS.Yeah, I see you guys every so often, running around in your spandex shorts with your shirts off. "Oooh, look at me, I've got a six pack! I do six hundred crunches a day!" Well, buddy, according to the government, those of us with normal bellies are going to be around when you "healthy" guys are buried! How bout that? Huh? Huh?
....Oh, Antilock Braking System. That' s different.
Never mind.
105 posted on
04/25/2005 7:21:45 AM PDT by
L.N. Smithee
(Honestly - would anybody be surprised if it was revealed George Felos is a necrophiliac?)
To: L.N. Smithee
Yeah, I see you guys every so often, running around in your spandex shorts with your shirts off. "Oooh, look at me, I've got a six pack!Yeah, well I have a KEG around my waist. Literally. So there.
106 posted on
04/25/2005 7:28:17 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(Drooling moron since 1998...)
To: L.N. Smithee
Well, I haven't seen any of those abs for a few year's, I'm afraid. I'm not that much overweight, at 6'1" and 180 lb, but somehow the belly ain't as tight at 60 as it was at 35. Oh, well...
112 posted on
04/25/2005 7:59:46 AM PDT by
MineralMan
(godless atheist)
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